Tuesday, May 12, 2009

That frivolous and fun post I promised:
Pizza and 3D porn!

Pizza:
Ha, so I really wanted to photo Blog this because it still excites me having a phone which enables it. But I don't think it would have been appropriate for #500 really!

So I saw this in Asda last week and, just, lost for words:
Aside from the fact that it should probably be illegal to manufacture such a thing, would anyone actually look at this and think, "wow, I really didn't know whether to eat a burger or a pizza tonight, thank goodness Asda have come to my rescue".
(I know they do, and it concerns me)




3D Porn:
My brother introduced me to something pretty neat earlier, a stereographic picture. I can't believe I spent so much of my life not playing with them.
As described by my Bro: "u gotta go cross eyed while looking at both pics", "make them meet in the middle of ur vision, then focus on that as a single image". Here is the first one I got:

And here is an abridged version of my dialogue after 'seeing' it:
"Ow, my eyes/brain hurt"
"It's crazy"
"I couldn't get it to line up for a minute"
"Then I kinda did but it was really blurry and I was like "well this sucks""
"But then I held the blurry for a few seconds and my eyes refocussed"
"Okay, not advisable for prolonged periods"
"I'm so blogging this!"
"Omg, want stereo film"

Tragically it seems the world of feature films hasn't caught on yet, although I suspect doing this for more than a few minutes may break you!

Okay, you get the gist of it, here's the entirely NSFW link. Madness.

3 comments:

  1. hahaha bacon double cheeseburger pizza - sounds absolutely foul.

    That 3d thing is crazy. I was like you - couldn't get it to work then bang. Very cool

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  2. ... Jesus would not approve? :)

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